SARDAR BOLA ULLU KE PATTHE PURA GHAR KHALI HAI KAHIN BHI SOJA..
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AN ASTRONOMER WAS WATCHING THE SKY FROM TELESCOPE. A SARDAR WAS OBSERVING HIM. SUDDENLY A STAR FALLS. AFTER SEEING THAT SARDAR SAYS WAH KYA NISHANA HAI.
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SARDARJI'S SON : OYE PAPAJI.... BAHAR DARWAJE PAR KOI SWIMING POOL KE LIYE DONATION MANG RAHA HAI....
SARDAR : PUTTAR , USKO EK LOTA PAANI DE DE...
SARDAR : PUTTAR , USKO EK LOTA PAANI DE DE...
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BAAP BETE SE: TUMHE KAISI BIWI CHAHIYE?
BETA:MUJHE CHAND JAISI BIWI CHAHIYE, JO RAAT KO AAYE AUR SUBHA CHALI JAYE.
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IN A SARDARS GARMENT STORE 1 DAY A CUSTOMER COMES IN & SAYS " BHAISAAB UNDERWEAR DIKHANA ZARA"
SARDAR - OYE SORRY YAAR-AAJ PEHNA NAHI..
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SARDAR YAAR YE MURGI KE BACHE ANDE TODKAR BAHR KAISE AA JATE HAI?
2ND SARDAR : OYE PEHLE MANU YE BATA YE BAND ANDE ME GHUS KAISE JATE HAI.
SARDAR YAAR YE MURGI KE BACHE ANDE TODKAR BAHR KAISE AA JATE HAI?
2ND SARDAR : OYE PEHLE MANU YE BATA YE BAND ANDE ME GHUS KAISE JATE HAI.
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SARDAR NE BIWI SEY POOCHA : AAJ THO CHICKEN BAHUTH TASTY HAI..KUCH KHAS MASALA LAGAYA KYA?
BIWI : KUCH NAHI THODI SI JAL G AYEE THI... ISLIYE BARNOL CREAM LAGAYA
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