Sardar jokes

Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering -Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaanekyon diya ?

Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ...
Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?
Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi.

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question.
Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.

A Sardar was fond of detective novels, he always read from the middle, why ?
Its double interesting. It builds curiosity not only about its end but also its beginning !

Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table & says - What a shit ?"I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all" ?
Librarian : So, you are the one who took the TelephoneDirectory....

2 Days of Powercut in India made life miserable. Worst affected was Amritsar where all the SARDARS were stuck for 48 hrs. on Escalaters.....

Two Sardars are driving a Car, one puts on theindicator and asks the other to check whether it isworking.He puts his head out and says -YES..NO..YES..NO..YES..NO

Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ? Sardar angrily said, I know -it means....
S - Sardaron ke
M - Mazak udane ki
S - Service

Banta : Oye tu har SMS ko do baar kyon bhej raha hai ?
Santa : Kyunki tujhe agar ek forward karna ho to dusra tere paas rahe !!!