Interview (Funny)

OFFICER: WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER: TELL ME PROPERLY
CANDIDATE: MOHAN PAL SIR

OFFICER: YOUR FATHER'S NAME?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR

OFFICER: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
CANDIDATE: MANMOHAN PAL SIR

OFFICER: YOUR NATIVE PLACE
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR

OFFICER: IS IT MADHYA PRADESH?
CANDIDATE: NO, MANI PAL SIR

OFFICER: WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR

OFFICER: (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT?
CANDIDATE: METRIC PASS

OFFICER: WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR

OFFICER: AND WHAT DOSE THAT MEANS?
CANDIDATE: MONEY PROBLEM SIR

OFFICER: DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR

OFFICER: EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY
CANDIDATE: MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR

OFFICER: THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU
MAY GO NOW
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER: WHAT IS IT NOW
CANDIDATE : MY PERFORMANCE...

 

OFFICER: M P!!!!
CANDIDATE : WHAT IS THAT SIR

OFFICER: M E N T A L L Y P U N C T U R E D